Between stuffing his face with bear claws and talking porn (seriously), chubby Pittsburgh radio personality Mark Madden announced on-air Friday afternoon that, according to reports, Steelers running back Rashard Mendenhall had broken his arm and would miss 6-to-8 weeks (insidepghsports tweeted the same before deleting it).
That’s a huge blow for a team already thin at the position, and it can only mean one thing: expect Willie Parker to make his triumphant return to Western Penn–wait, what? Mendenhall’s fine? REALLY?
So, yeah, nice detective work Tub-o-Goo.