Between stuffing his face with bear claws and talking porn (seriously), chubby Pittsburgh radio personality Mark Madden announced on-air Friday afternoon that, according to reports, Steelers running back Rashard Mendenhall had broken his arm and would miss 6-to-8 weeks (insidepghsports tweeted the same before deleting it).
That’s a huge blow for a team already thin at the position, and it can only mean one thing: expect Willie Parker to make his triumphant return to Western Penn–wait, what? Mendenhall’s fine? REALLY?
Madden, it turns out, was misinformed. Various outlets promptly refuted the rumors and Ryan Clark even tweeted that, “We didn’t even wear pads today. So Mendy hurting his arm shouldn’t have happen.”
So, yeah, nice detective work Tub-o-Goo.
In unrelated news, R.I.P., Terry Bradshaw. You’ll be missed.
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